Theme Song Of The Moment

is Tracy Chapman's "Almost"
Not a huge fan of the "fan made film" I found on YouTube, but I thought it would be good to have the music to go with the words.

In other news, I bought a plant. Audrey III. It's a wee tropical thing. Mumfizzle's response was "oh how sitcom-breakup of you." Which is true. I take my inspiration from art, I suppose, even if it's subconscious.
Sometimes I don't think we realize how much a product of our early life's television input we are. In any case, there it is. I have a plant.

And for the sports, we have C.C. Dernier reporting. C.C.?

Thank you Ernest. With the latest breakthrough in how to workout while you read, it's been discovered that push-ups and leg lifts can be performed while reading. This revelation is important and vital in working out tensions that result from aforementioned reading. Back to you, Ernest.

Thank you C.C. And now over to Margo with the weather.

Well, it's blue skies today, folks, with not a hint of cloud. Will it be warm enough to make a snowball? That remains to be seen.

And that's it for the news this Monday. I'm Ernest Borgnine, signing off.