Welcome, Officer Rat-chi-poo, to the gadfli's pestering operation. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be cute and to be spoiled rotten. You will be equipped with a fantasmic cage, fresh shavings weekly, fresh bedding bi-weekly, a fresh water supply and your average hamster pellets. You will be exercised frequently in a large, clear hamster ball. Your life and times will be followed closely on your own personal blog. You will face assorted dangers, such as small grey cats, large spotted dogs, and a new apartment into which you might, at one time or another, escape. We hope these dangers can be avoided, especially the cat... that would not end well. In any case, we're glad you're here.
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Welcome, Officer Rat-chi-poo, to the gadfli's pestering operation. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be cute and to be spoiled rotten. You will be equipped with a fantasmic cage, fresh shavings weekly, fresh bedding bi-weekly, a fresh water supply and your average hamster pellets. You will be exercised frequently in a large, clear hamster ball. Your life and times will be followed closely on your own personal blog. You will face assorted dangers, such as small grey cats, large spotted dogs, and a new apartment into which you might, at one time or another, escape. We hope these dangers can be avoided, especially the cat... that would not end well. In any case, we're glad you're here.
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