JOKES

1. Q: How can you tell if lesbian carpenters built your house?
   A: All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
2. Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?
   A: Gaylick.
3. There was a young woman from Wheeling
   Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
   Til a dyke named Delores
   Simply touched her clitoris
   And she had to be scraped from the ceiling
4. A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?"
   The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."

So that's that for now... let me know if you've ideas for this.

In other news, as you can see, my Tamagotchi is a bit of an ugly bugger. I'm terribly distraught by this. I hope it's a phase.

Outside of the mundane and childlike, the world revolves as per usual. I skipped TR today to work on my Philosophy Of Law, which worked out, so I'm ahead of the game there. I have to write that bloody quiz thing.

The prettiest girl smells the prettiest ever.

That is all

Thank you and enjoy the new format if you dare.